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Thursday, 5 June 2014

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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru
kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye
2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala
dabye ..!
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Bhongasing ek ped per chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon
aaye?
Bhongasing: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.
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Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe
di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti
kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant
diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
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Raja Pervaiz Ashraf: Yaar mujhey Mother's Day
pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain!!!
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Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene
ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur
Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
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Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki
training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole "Who is
speaking?". jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol
raha hun".
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Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...
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Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.
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Ek operation ke baad patient bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt
hu?'
Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to Yamraj
hun!!!!
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husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi
kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!
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Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni
chahiye.
Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi
karega koun?
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Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se
kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa
kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar
ka khaana mat khao..
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Santa : matlbi dost se bach kar raho.
Banta : magar matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega.
Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na
de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
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Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata
nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama
banunga ya mami".

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Tuesday, 3 June 2014

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TOP 51 inspirational quote about love


This is 51 of the most inspiring, touching and helpful quotes on love.
  1. “Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.”
     James Baldwin
  2. “Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.”
    —  Lucille Ball
  3. “Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.”
     Rainer Maria Rilke
  4. “The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”
     Morrie Schwartz
  5. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.”
    — Herman Hesse
  6. “I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.”
    — Roy Croft
  7. “Love is a friendship set to music.”
    —  Joseph Campbell
  8. “We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.”
    — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  9. “When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.”
    — Blaise Pascal
  10. “The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.”
    — Gilbert K. Chesterton
  11. “It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know. We all know people who are so much afraid of pain that they shut themselves up like clams in a shell and, giving out nothing, receive nothing and therefore shrink until life is a mere living death.”
    — Eleanor Roosevelt
  12. “Don’t brood. Get on with living and loving. You don’t have forever.”
    — Leo Buscaglia
  13. “Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”
    — Rumi
  14. “Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.”
    — Lao Tzu
  15. “You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness.”
    — Julia Roberts
  16. “At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.”
    — Plato
  17. “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you… I could walk through my garden forever.”
    — Alfred Tennyson
  18. “The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.” 
    — Helen Keller
  19. “Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.”
    — Oscar Wilde
  20. “The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.”
    — Henry Miller
  21. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
    — Oprah Winfrey
  22. “You know you’re in love when you don’t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    — Dr. Seuss
  23. Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.”
    — Khalil Gibran
  24. “’Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.”
    — Alfred Lord Tennyson
  25. “Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.”
    — Vincent Van Gogh
  26. “The art of love is largely the art of persistence.”
    — Albert Ellis
  27. “If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.”
    — Benjamin Franklin
  28. “Love does not dominate; it cultivates.”
    — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  29. “I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.”
    — Martin Luther King, Jr.
  30. “We are most alive when we’re in love.”
    — John Updike
  31. “The love we give away is the only love we keep.”
    — Elbert Hubbard
  32. “The giving of love is an education in itself.”
    — Eleanor Roosevelt
  33. “The more one judges, the less one loves.”
    — Honore de Balzac
  34. “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
    — Ingrid Bergman
  35. “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”
    — Lao Tzu
  36. “The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter’s oven? And is not the lute that soothes your spirit, the very wood that was hollowed with knives? When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow that is giving you joy. When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see in truth that you are weeping for that which has been your delight.”
    — Kahlil Gibran
  37. “Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.”
    — Andre Breton
  38. “Love is a better teacher than duty.”
    — Albert Einstein
  39. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
    — Erich Segal
  40. “Every person has to love at least one bad partner in their lives to be truly thankful for the right one.”
    — Unknown
  41. “Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.”
    — James Thurber
  42. “The best proof of love is trust.”
    — Joyce Brothers
  43. “A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.”
    — Honore de Balzac
  44. “For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.”
    — Carl Sagan
  45. “Fortune and love favor the brave.”
    — Ovid
  46. “Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do.”
    — David Wilkerson
  47. “Loving people live in a loving world. Hostile people live in a hostile world. Same world.”
    — Wayne Dyer
  48. “Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.”
    — Anaïs Nin
  49. “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
    — Martin Luther King Jr.
  50. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
    — A. A. Milne
  51. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
    — Charles Schulz
What is your favorite quote on love? Feel free to share the best one(s) you have found in this article or in your own life in the comments section below.

Monday, 2 June 2014

Love Quotes And Inspirational quotes

Inspirational Quotes Inspirational and motivational quotes about various topic. Enjoy! You Can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Often it's the deepest pain which empowers you to grow into your highest self.

God has a great plan for your life. Trust him. 1. If you don't go after what you want, you will never have it. 2. If you don't ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you don't step forward, you will always be in the same place.

Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Hope for tomorrow. The Perfect time to start something never arrives. Bad decisions make great stories.

"No" is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanation.

May the bridges i burn light the way. What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet.


It is not that I'm afraid to die, it is that if i die, who will love you as i do.

Take risks: If you win, you will be happy, If you lose, you will be wise. We are what we repeatedly do, excellence therefore is not an act, but a habit.

The future belongs to the few of us still willing to get our hands dirty. Beginnings are usually scary, and endings are usually sad, but it's everything between that makes it all worthwhile.

Sunday, 1 June 2014

How To Write Blue Comment In Fb Status Or Any Where

How to write facebook status or comment as a link in blue color?
Now let me show you how you can make your status update or comments as a link having the default Facebook blue color.So how to do it? Well its really simple. Just enter your message in a specific format. 1. Copy sentence which is below and replace the text “YOUR STATUS OR COMMENT” with the message you wish to post. @@[3:[0:3:YOUR STATUS OR COMMENT]] If the above code doesn’t work you can try this: @@[2:[0:2:YOUR STATUS OR COMMENT]] That’s it press enter and your status update or comment will be posted as link in blue color.

UTHHAPA HAS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY

Robin Uthappa can overtake Gayle and Hussey to make history in IPL final
If Robin Uthappa continues his brilliant form, he can break the IPL record of most runs in a single season in the final The current Orange Cap holder in IPL 7, Kolkata Knight Riders’ Robin Uthappa will hope his brilliant run continues in the big final tonight. While providing a great start to his team will be his priority, he can also take inspiration from the fact that he needs 79 runs to break the IPL record of most runs in a single season. Robin Uthappa has scored 655 runs in 15 matches this season at an average of 46.78. He has already surpassed Virat Kohli as the highest Indian run-getter in a single IPL season. Kohli held the record previously, with 634 runs last season. Chris Gayle and Michael Hussey currently stand ahead of Uthappa, with Gayle’s 708 (2013), Hussey’s 733 (2013) and Gayle’s 733 (2012) the top 3 highest tallies in a single season. Uthappa has hit a rich vein of form this IPL after a successful domestic season with champions Karanataka, who achieved a rare treble this season. As an opener, Uthappa finds himself holding the Orange Cap, which earlier seemed out of reach with Kings XI Punjab’s Glenn Maxwell leaps and bounds ahead of others. On many occasions, Uthappa has stressed on the importance of good technique and ‘keeping shape’ while batting in IPL, and has thanked his coach Pravin Amre for his overall improvement. “I have been in good form coming into the tournament and am completely enjoying playing the game right now,” Uthappa said in an interview. “I have always been most comfortable up the order which I feel is my best position,” “It is a great feeling to be in the final first of all. Being at the Chinnaswamy is an additional bonus as it is a ground I enjoy playing at. Hopefully, we will get a lot of support from the crowd and put in a great performance.” If KKR wins the final, it’ll become the first team after Chennai Super Kings to win the title twice, having won it first in 2012. It’ll also extend its winning run to 9 matches, the most in IPL history, overshadowing the 8- match winning streak jointly held by itself and KXIP currently. like us on facebook

Christiano May Miss Biggest Event of Year WC

Cristiano Ronaldo ruled out of Greece friendly, could miss World Cup
Portugal's forward and team captain Cristiano Ronaldo leaves a vehicle on arrival at Praia del Rey, near Obidos on May 29, 2014 to join teammates at the for the training camp. Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo has been ruled out of the squad for Portugal’s friendly against Greece on Sunday, and is doubtful of missing the 2014 World Cup. The 29-year-old missed the team training on Friday after struggling with muscular pain in his left thigh. “He [Ronaldo] will be with us but he will not compete,” Bento was quoted by the Daily Mail. When asked about Ronaldo missing Portugal’s World Cup opening match against Germany on June 16, Bento said, “I don't think so but I have to consider every scenario. What I don't want to do is put any sort of pressure on a player that causes them to compete when they are not in a right state to do so.” He continued, “We're not setting any deadlines. The player's well-being comes first. I want him to be in the best possible form without running any risks. We must have a team that competes with the players who are usually the first choices and can compete with players who maybe aren't among the first choices.” Real Madrid physiotherapist, Javier Santamaria has apparently been brought in to speed up Ronaldo’s recovery process with the tournament only two weeks away.